absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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