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Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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