No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
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