lets start a swedish sibling band together
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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