what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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