so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
