I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
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