Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Randomize
