At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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