as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I AM VODKA MAN
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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