No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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