I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
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