Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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