Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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