that's an acceptable place to lick
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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