So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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