You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
My ass is underappreciated
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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