i would punch a child for taco bell
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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