This girl is more easily done than said...
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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