Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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