Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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