don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
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