There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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