Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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