you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
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