soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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