I didn't shave. On purpose
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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