So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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