So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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