i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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