I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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