I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
We have started to decorate penises.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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