drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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