do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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