Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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