i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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