just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
We smell like vodka and hangover
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