everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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