She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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