Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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