Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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