yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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