Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
This girl is more easily done than said...
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Bring me that man meat
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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