I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
And then he peed in my hair
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