I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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