Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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