She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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