so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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