I want to stick my p in your. b.
Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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