I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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