We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
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